Dumb Broad: Mila Kunis

From the mind of StudleyDooRight

You may know Mila Kunis as the fox that plays Jackie on That 70's Show or the voice of Meg Griffin on Family Guy. She is also Macaulay Culkin's girlfriend. That's something none of us ever thought we would hear.

If you don't remember who Macaulay Culkin is that's understandable. He's that bowlcut wearing douche that always looked like he was wearing lipstick from Home Alone. In the early 90's he became friends with Michael Jackson and appeared in his music video for "Black and White." Needless to say, his dirt button is the size of a manhole. Sometime between Home Alone 2 and now he downgraded from the bowlcut to the flop and has still never seen the sun.

Kunis was recently featured in Maxim's 2009 Hot 100 list, at number 5. She's a dime and her boyfriend of 7 years is a fucking tool. He studied ballet at the School of American Ballet. I don't know how shit like this happens. I try to stay in shape and shower on a regular basis and I can barely get a dance from some American U. sluts. Meanwhile pasty ass, no talent child stars are slammin' hot ass Ukrainian actresses.

On second thought Mila, I hope you stay with that ugly ass motherfucker. When your first kid pops out and immediately starts trying to set booby traps for Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern you'll regret it. Then maybe you will finally see the light and get with Mr. Doo Right.