Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Updated Office Rankings (Part 2/2)



Here's the top 10 of The Office, going into Season 5 (well I'm one episode deep in Season 5):

10. Holly - Good things so far, but she's gonna have to step her game up big time to move up in the rankings. Previously unranked.

9. Creed - His 8 second description of the Creedthoughts blog was un-freaking-believable, and so was him giving Kelly a tapeworm so she'd lose weight. Previously ranked 11th.

8. Darryl - Great guy. His gang talk with Michael was incredible, as was the safety demonstration when Michael pushed him off of the ladder. He's also tapping Kelly which is sweet, but how's Ryan's beep taste? He was 9th, but then I saw him in a Chili Peppers music video at the gym, so I had to bump him up, as it was Hump de Bump. Sorry Creed. Previously ranked 12th.

7. Andy - Treading water. He's kind of a loser now, I wish he never had to go to anger management. I hope he dumps Angela soon. Previously ranked 7th.

6. Kelly - She's freaking awesome now. Turned around big time for me. Her ping pong trash talk and tapeworm/fainting episode were unparalleled. Previously ranked 18th.

5. Dwight - Dropped because he's been a real snake to Andy. If he didn't save Michael's life, he'd be below Kelly. Previously ranked 3rd.

4. Pam - They made her real hot in Season 4, and the continuing love story between her and Jim is fun to watch. She grew on me. Toby's gonna be pissed. Previously ranked 6th.

3. Kevin - Best supporting character, hands down. "Paul Faust of Disaster Kits Limited. They call him 'Cool Guy Paul.' W.B. Jones of W.B. Jones Heating and Air. Grade A Bad Ass..." hahahahha. Him being "retarded" was unreal too. Previously ranked 5th.

2. Jim - Almost dropped to 3, but he's got a huge volume of work that he can fall back on. Has weakened a bit since Season 3, but still. Definitely not 1A anymore, for reasons that I just can't explain. Previously ranked 2nd.

1. Michael - No surprises here. I could write for days about him. The deposition was awesome, as was the second Michael Klump appearance and him threatening to jump off the roof. The list of his antics that make me crack up goes on and on and on. Previously ranked 1st.

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