June has seen Elton John replace Jacko as the King of Pop, as well as Vince Offer supplanting Billy Mays as the King of Info. Ed McMahon died on June 23 so Scottie Pippen has become the world's greatest sidekick. Farrah Fawcett, international sex symbol, hasn't been that attractive in a while, and I don't really think she was ever at the top of her game like the latter three peeps. Finally, there's David Carradine, from Kung-Fu and Kill Bill, and he had an unfortunate run in with a hooker in Thailand. He went out the way we all want to go out.
Thank God the month is almost over. It seems like every day, another celebrity dies. Hollywood's citizens have been cowering in fear as the Reaper has been cutting everyone down to size. At this rate, we'll see Kevin Bacon, Dr. Robert Atkins, and Alonzo Mourning taking dirt naps by Independence Day.
not my 2nd favorite miami heat player right behind jason williams!!!
ReplyDeleteat least its not Alonzo Harris from training day though.