After talking to ET Squeeler about the movies of the summer, Megan Fox and Transformers came up. I don't think she's, what some are calling, "the hottest broad ever." So I started thinking about who's higher on my list. If you get a chubbie reading this, I don't blame you.
Jamie Westenhiser - Better known as "that chick on Praggot's wall." I can't get pics of her due to the firewalls at work because she's so bleepin fine. So Google her. Here, I did it for you. Get a nice warm towel ready first.
Jennifer Aniston - Brad made a mistake... Jennifer's all American, clean, and definitely a cougar. If she can't get preggo from John Mayer, I'll take care of it.
Gisele Bundchen - C'mon, you knew she'd be on here. Her and Brady's kid is going to be the hottest human ever. She's a little skinny, I like bigger broads, but you can't argue with the talent.
Denise Richards - From Seinfeld to James Bond to Playboy, she's done it all. Those tig oles are incredible. As the Stool reported a few days ago, she also enjoys unnatural sex.
Scarlett Johansson - Speaking of tig oles... her mere above-average face brings her down, but she still blows Fox out of the water on the strength of those cans.
Don't get me wrong, I'd still take Fox out to dinner and see where things go. But she's not top 5.
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ReplyDeleteI like Fox's tats
ReplyDeleteI think I would take Fox over all but Jen, shes got it all
ReplyDeleteI saw Jen outside my office last week... ill take Fox
ReplyDeletewooooaaahhhh hollywood
ReplyDeleteJen's a new yorker, its common knowledge
ReplyDeleteMy vote goes to Marisa Miller. Not only is she bangin but she loves surfing and playing Gears of War. She has said that one day she would like to be a sportscaster. Marisa Miller > Linda Cohn.
ReplyDeleteNone of them were as hot as Megan in her prime
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