Is Twilight Gay?

I consider myself an above average movie watcher, and will watch any movie except Point Break and Slap Shot 2. So with all the hype around Twilight and with a new movie coming out I decided to order it on demand. When I hit order, something in my brain went off and started wondering how high on the gay scale my action was. Well I got over it and turned my focus to the movie.

Overall I really didn’t mind the movie. I did find myself telling that main girl to relax a few times. People were trying to be nice to her and she was being a freak. If the movie elaborated more on the rival vampire clans and that weird Indian dog looking kid it probably would’ve been pretty sweet. Instead it took on more of a chick flick mode. Either way, I just proved that mass advertising works and I am just a dumb consumer.