PhonyBryants Recent Encounter

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so I was walking down the street the other day thinking about the good ole' days, and all of a sudden this old lady, the type who had the walker with the tennis balls ,and the curlers in her hair, jumps out this window and falls on the ground!

 

I was like "damnit old lady, you scared me!" she was like "shutup kid, i'm hurt." I said " listen lady, you're either going to go inside right now and cook me a steak, or im going to pretend I didn't see you fall out of this window." 

 

She started laughing, and then all of a sudden this bright flash of light appeared and blinded me out of nowhere! After being blinded by a flare from COD, I quickly glanced back at the old woman. To my disbelief she was lying there in a full blown clown custome!

All of a sudden her old-ass husband came outside of their house in his boxers and started to wrestle me! The clown-lady was just sitting there, laughing Hysterically. I started biting this old bastards leg, it tasted like the onion drink from Holes that saved shia.

 

After I beat the shit out this old guy, the clown lady agreed she would make me a steak, and i told her it better be seasoned in fairy shit.. She said "where am I going to find fairy shit at midnight?" I told her if she didn't cook me my steak to its exact specifications I was going to going to go to Dick's SPorting Goods, buy a pair of premium Gold clubs, and donate them to charity. She was absolutely mortified, She hated charity!

 

Moral of the story, let your imagination wonder, and avoid red meat