Kicking things off is the Oldest of the Old and the Wisest of the Wise, Yoda. Yoda lived to be 900 something years old, and is considered the greatest jedi of all time. Just for your information, Yoda trained jedi for 800 years, and never once did anyone found out what he is or where he's from, how bad ass is that? Yoda was so wise he called it all before anything went down, he should have been seen with his hand in the air like Sidney Deane, "just leave it up there". Yoda told Anakin to drop that Padame chick before she started flipping out about everything. In fact Yoda told the Jedi Council not to train Anakin in the first place! Instead of feeding the council some line about being too old he should have just given it to them straight, "yo, this kid in 13 years is gonna kill half y'all niggas". He tells Luke not to go try to save Han and Leia in the city in the clouds. What happens? Han gets fro-zoned anyway. Leia finds her own way out. Luke gets his hand chopped off, finds out his dad is probably the worst dad in the whole galaxy, and needs Leia to double back to save him. Yoda is so wise he can talk to dead people, lift space ships out of the water, and bitch slap R2-D2.
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
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