Thank God the Flop is gone

Growing up in the 90's was difficult for young men who couldn't turn on the television after school with out seeing one of these beenie-boppin chick magnets. To me at the age of 14 these guys had it all. They were on TV, they were able to escape from every kind of adventure each day from 2:30 - 3:00, and they got all the middle school tail they could ever dream of. 

To the kids growing up now: could you imagine trying to compete with Zach Morris?? The King of Bayside. The only man to ever lay lips on the Trinity (Lisa Turtle, Jessica Spano and of course the Queen Bee Kelly Kapowski)

One of the major factors was the floppy-floop-flop hair style. The was no way I could grow that panty dropper hair style no matter how long I tried. My hair would just grow out in an afro fizz of death. My only dream in life is that young men across the country are never faced with such high haircut standards again. Shawn Hunter, Eric Mathews and Zach Morris... I hope you enjoyed it, and thanks for making my middle school years such a struggle. 

This haircut is out of style right? Please tell me it is.