Thursday, June 11, 2009

Haley's Comet?? No Thank You


The last Haley's Comet was in 1986 and the next one won't be until 2061 but do we really care? The only reason this is cool to watch is because it happens so rarely, but to me it's not that big of a deal. People make to much of it. Here is a list of things I would rather see in the next 52 years than Haley's Comet.

1. The actual Pig Man from the Seinfeld Episode where Kramer finds a Pigman in a hospital. 

2. Remember the Bigfoot that was reported to have been found and killed by a couple hunters in the woods like 6 months ago? I want to see that Bigfoot.

3. I'd like to see Rajon Rondo take on Usain Bolt in a sprint the full length of a basketball court. 

4. I'd like to see Sarah Palin On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire to see if she can get a $100

5. I want to see Johnny Depp as the Riddler in the next Batman Movie. 

6. I want to see a car that literally drives itself while I nap. 

7. I want to see a full grown Tiger fight a Silverback Gorilla. 

8. I want to see Wade Boggs take shots of Wild Turkey with Vin Baker while Kayaking in the Charles River. 

9. I want to see a comet fly across the sky, wait a second...

10. I want to see a Nascar race where half the cars start in the opposite direction and whoever is left at the end of the race wins. 

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