Seinfeld Dialogue of the Day

Newman: Well, I wouldn't hear of it. I said, "Nice try, granny!" And I sent her to the back of the line!

Jerry: Hello, Newman.

Newman: Hello, Jerry. Say, this yogurt is really something, huh? And it's non-fat! I've been waiting for something like this my whole life! And it's finally here!

Owner: Hey, Seinfeld. I'd appreciate it if you'd stop using obscenities around my son, huh?

Jerry: It was an accident. I'm going to talk to him.

Elaine: I want a small, plain vanilla in a cup to go. That's non-fat, right?

Owner: That's right.

Elaine: 'Cause I'm on a special diet, and the doctor said I can't have any fat.

Owner: Yeah, well, there is no fat.

Newman: Hey, another round of strawberry for me and my friends.