Dwight Howard is going to make Andrew Bynum cry at one point in this series, Pau Gasol is going to flop into the stands and land on Jack Nicholas who will in turn rip his f'n head off. Kobe finally comes out of the closet and says to Phil Jackson at half time of Game 7 "Uggghhh I don't have time for this." Phil tries to suit up but can't find his place in the triangle offense so the team turns to Lamar Odom to carry them. I don't even feel it's necessary to go into ripping Odom, he rips himself every time he steps on the court. Terko averages 45 a game and signs 65 Million dollar deal with Nike who says Turk is the next Detlef. Pietrus wins Finals MVP in a landslide.
Magic in 7.
Mark it down.
After every game, Stand Van Gundy goes back to his hotel, turns off all the lights, tucks in under the covers of his bed, and calls Jeff Van Gundy and asks him what to do next hahahahaha... Listen I love the Magic, but unless last night was just a fluke, I see LakeShow getting it done in 5. And am I the only one who was questioning why the hell butterball Jameer Nelson was out there? He is chubbier than Joe Brust! - Phony
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