Monday, July 20, 2009

Movie Reviews

I had a slop weekend. More details from Fridays nonsense coming soon. But Sunday I enjoyed about 16 diesels and 5 movies. Here are my thoughts.


My Bloody Valentine

Though I didnt see it in 3d, Im sure it wouldve been just as bad. The deaths were actually very entertaining and often, which made the movie tolerable. It also had James King in it, of whom I am a fan.


7 beers out of a 12 pack



Pontypool
Pontypool is an IFC horror movie based on a town in Ontario, Canada. The first 30-40 were awesome. Like a cool, legit story. The whole movie is set in a radio studio. Then they are getting all these calls about herds of people ripping each others bodies apart. Then the hot girl in the studio turns into one of these zombies and starts bashing her head on the glass. But then you find out what is making people turn into these zombies and its a little out there. However, its more believeable than a guy in a coal mining outfit murdering people on valentines day.


10 beers out of a 12 pack (for its originality.origin.originali.ori.origin)



Push
Fairly entertaining story of a dude who has powers but isnt sharp with them then goes on a wild goose chase with dakota fanning. The concept is cool, different people have different powers. Sniffers, movers, pushers, watchers. It was definately lacking something to push it over the hill and better than generic action movies. Dakota fanning really wasnt that annoying either.


8 beers out of a 12 pack




The Uninvited
Once again I fell victim to the ol' great trailer shitty movie routine. (For reference, see the Unborn and Bridge to Terabithia) Only good thing about this movie was Elizabeth Banks.


6 beers out of a 12 pack

2 comments:

  1. Dakota Fanning's name shall never appear on this website again

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  2. told you push wasn't bad, dakota fanning finally didn't single handedly destroy a movie, sorry guap

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