Wednesday, June 10, 2009

MMA Sucks



This "sport" is a joke. It's a bar fight in an octagon. Sure, some guys know karate, but Money May or Pacquiao would still wreck them with a couple solid punches. And don't even give me that "they're incredible athletes" or "well they'll kick YOUR ass" nonsense. Watching these tatted losers put each other in leg locks or arm bars is such a joke. I'd rather watch bananas ripen. The people who go to it are jabronis too, they're the same losers you see at the WWE. They probably get turned on by two dudes wrestling cause they aren't getting any action living in their mom's basement. At least the WWE has some compelling storylines and don't take themselves too seriously. The MMA guys act like they're the toughest things walking.

I gave it a chance and I'm done with it. The minute it becomes an Olympic sport is the minute I throw my TV out.

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