BREAKING NEWS: Joba is Fat. Who let this dump-truck in the league? His mother is a well known meth addict and Joba is on the right path to complete self destruction with his recent DUI. I actually am glad this kid plays for the Yankees because all they have done since having him is suck more every year. Remember the bug incident in 07? That was the Baseball God's letting the world know that they are completely aware of the 300 pounds baby-blubber throwing head shots at guys who hit .450 off of him. Last year the Yanks missed the playoffs for the first time in 13 years. I would also like to give Arod credit for this collapse, couldn't have done it without him sucking the life out of the team. I hope these two guys play for another 30 years for Yanks.
To be fair there are Yankees I respect: Jeter, Pettite, Cano, Matsui, Marky Mark, and I can't leave out Bostons 10th player, Mariano Rivera. I hope he pitches for another 30 years as well.
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